PROJECT MAYHEM: The Last Cool Thing You'll Ever Own.

1st RULE: You DO talk about Mayhem Merch.
2nd RULE: You DO talk about Mayhem Merch.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes bankrupt, the shopping continues.
4th RULE: Buy a shirt and a sweatshirt.
5th RULE: Only one order at a time, folks.
6th RULE: No sleeves, no logos (just kidding, we have both).
7th RULE: Shopping will go on as long as it has to.
8th RULE: If this is your first time at the store, you have to buy a shirt!

The things you own end up owning you. Unless it's a Project Mayhem T-shirt. Then it just makes a statement. Browse our collection of anarchy-approved apparel for the self-help dropout in your life. You are not your khakis.

We don't sell soap. But we do sell the uniform for the middle children of history, raised by television to believe they'd be millionaires and movie gods. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. Look better while it happens.

A new line of self-improvement. Stop trying to control everything and just let go. Literally. Let go of your mouse and click on a shirt. It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to buy anything.